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How am I playing Lambo?  Is he too annoying?  Not annoying enough?  Let me know here please.

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[The recording clicks on and there's a few moments of fumbling and the sound of Lambo clearing his throat. Then there's a triumphant sounding fanfare and...]

NEVER FEAR! SUPER LAMBO-SAN IS HERE ALONG WITH HIS TRUSTY COMPANION THUNDERBULL!

[He makes fake cheering noises.]

Shoo shoo hags and bad people and people who won't give Super Lambo-san cake beware!

[[ooc: Yes, I know Lambo's box weapon has a canon name now but I still like Thunderbull. Lambo is reliving superhero week and his power once again is cow summoning.]

[After waking up again, Lambo makes his way first to the kitchen to demand a large breakfast - dying makes you extra hungry apparently - before scurrying away up the stairs, singing to himself. He reaches the room Gokudera sleeps in and sneaks inside, cackling to himself before reaching the closet belonging to Tonks, rummaging through it until he finds what he's looking for. He stuffs the item in his hair and hurries out again before Gokudera can catch him and tell him off or blow him up and hurries into the second floor bathroom, fishing the object from his hair with an evil grin. In the process of hunting through her things he's hit the record function without noticing.]

Oh-lalala the illustrious Lambo-san strikes again.

[There's more rustling before he's ready and he races out of the room. If anyone sees him, he has a purple bra over his face that he believes are 'eye lasers' and he's happy to fire on anyone he comes across.]

PEW PEW PEW!

[[ooc: There's been too much sadness so please, have a Lambo with a bra over his eyes firing his eye lasers at you.]]

[Lambo is out on the halls after returning to the kitchen after having a big breakfast when fire shoots past his head. He shrieks in rage at it as he starts dodging, already annoyed from the hail.]


SPANK LAMBO-SAN'S BOOTY!

[He's so impressed with managing to avoid the fire that he doesn't notice flames heading for his backside as he does his victory dance. They hit, dead on and he's silent for a long horrible moment before he starts shrieking again.]



LAMBO-SAN'S BUTT IS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mixed in with his screams as he runs and dodges are several names of people here and not here: Tsuna, Mama, Kyoko, Haru, I-Pin, Gokudera, Yamamoto, Bianchi, Fuuta, Ryohei, Chrome.]

SAVE LAMBO-SAN!

[[ooc: I apologise for all this html...and for Lambo.]]

[There's a lot of sniffling when the device clicks on before Lambo finally speaks, sounding sadder than he ever has before and very, very tired.]

L-lambo-san wants to go home. [Sniff sniff.] Lambo-san doesn't like blood in the taps and in the bath and in Lambo's sweet smelling hair and on Lambo-san's clothes. [A long pause where he bursts into noisy sobs again as he has been since all of this started. He's getting pretty tired by now too.] L-lambo-san woke up and THERE WERE FROGS IN LAMBO-SAN'S SWEET SMELLING HAIR!

[Another pause. More sobbing and him swatting at the gnats to no effect.]

Lambo-san doesn't like the icky bugs. Lambo-san cannot swipe them with his tail quick enough. Gokudera! Yamamoto! Lambo-san doesn't like this! Can Lambo-san stay with you? Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease? Lambo-san will be good!

[Very, very quietly.]

Lambo-san wants mama and dame Tsuna.........

Hey House kid person! Come play with Lambo-san! Lambo-san has sweets and knows where to get cake and Lambo-san has water pistols~ We could have fun~ And get the Octopus Head. Octopusses loooooooooooooooooooooooooooove water.

[After spending several days rampaging through the house with Thunderbull, Lambo has given up his search for Haru and Tsuna.  He's actually been well behaved if a little sniffly, missing two of the most important people in his life and he and Thunderbull head outside.  He switches his communicator voice function on as he lies down next to Thunderbull who moos quietly.]

Tsuna?  Dame Tsuna?  Haru?

[There's a pathetic sounding sniffle, just on the verge of an all out crying fit.]

L-lambo-san misses Tsuna and Haru. 

[He curls up next to Thunderbull and tries to amuse himself but ends up bursting into very loud, noisy tears, not remembering to switch the communicator off in the hopes that Tsuna will come to tell him off for making a noise or that Haru will magically appear to take care of him.]

[[ooc: Sorry for the short fail post.  I couldn't think of anything much to post for him apart from missing his friends who have disappeared but it's been nearly a month so feel free to attempt to cheer him up or if you want a small, cow like object to cling to you.]]

[Lambo, dressed in a spandex version of his usual cowsuit complete with a little cow mask and a matching cape, clicks on the device, shouting into it. He's opened his box and is rampaging around on his bull as he speaks.]

NEVER FEAR! SUPER LAMBO-SAN IS HERE!

[His bull snorts and Lambo laughs madly.]

AND SO IS HIS TRUSTY COMPANION THUNDERBULL!

[He gallops out of the room, on top of Thunderbull, waving his arms and shrieking.]

THIS IS A FUN GAME! COME PLAY WITH SUPER LAMBO-SAN!

[In his wake are half a dozen very bemused yet very real cows.]

[[ooc: So for this week Lambo is a superhero with the ability to summon cows. And he's rampaging around on his box weapon. Be warned - as a thank you he will want cake because it fuels his superpowers. He's also convinced this is an epic version of a game so he won't be taking this seriously.  Even the cow summoning.]]

Can everyone please shush?  Lambo-chan is trying to read a book and he doesn't like all this noise. 

[He looks up from his book for a moment to the pile of things he removed from his hair earlier.]

Everyone should come join Lambo-chan for a nice, healthy meal with no sweet things.  Lambo-chan hates sweet things.  Oh!  Reborn!  Lambo-chan wants to throw you a big party!  Everyone should come!  Lambo-chan will be a great host!


[[ooc: For this week Lambo is polite, helpful and quiet and he'll walk, not run etc.  He hates sweets too and he'll not steal your food or demand it.]]

LAMBO-SAN DOESN'T LIKE ALL THE BIG BAD THINGS IN THIS PLACE! LAMBO-SAN WANTS TO GO HOME!

Tsunaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! L-lambo-san is scared!  Lots of grenades an things going boom but MONSTERS ARE STILL CHASING LAMBO-SAN!



...


Should Lambo-san open his box? Hmm? Hmm?


[[ooc: And right there, if you want to hear the noise of his box opening then go ahead.  Lambo will soon be stampeding around on a massive bull.]]

[Lambo wakes up outside, very confused and already too hot, sitting up to rub his little eyes.  The last thing he remembers clearly is dancing with Haru and eating too many cakes and sweets despite saying he would be good.]

[Panting:] Lambo-san...is...too...hot....

Mama...Lambo-san wants mama.  [As per usual when things don't go his way, he's dangerously close to crying.]  Lambo-san wants ice cream for breakfast!  Tsunaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, dame Tsunaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Lambo-san...

[He looks around for the house because he really, really, really has to go pee but he doesn't see the house anywhere.  He's now bouncing up and down on the spot, holding his tail before he suddenly screams.]

LAMBO-SAN GOTTA PEE!

[He then frantically races around looking for Tsuna or for anyone he knows really and ends up in the woods, tripping over some exposed roots.]

Gotta...keep...calm...

[Unfortunately he's too upset to simple just cry and pulls out the ten year bazooka, hopping in and disappearing into a cloud of smoke.]

[[IMPORTANT!  OOC NOTE:  Last week Lambo spent almost all his time as 20YL Lambo and the whole of this week his bazooka is malfunctioning.  This means that in addition to kid Lambo, TYL Lambo and 20YL Lambo you're going to get TYL Lambo in kid Lambo body, kid Lambo in TYL Lambo body and so on and so forth.  In comments I'll say what Lambo it is unless it's obvious in the icons and I'll do the same on any comments Lambo makes on other journals.  Sorry for any confusion this may cause.  So for everyone who comments, expect to see varying forms of Lambo.]]

[Lambo is currently stripped down to the bottom half of his little outfit, his horns on a string around his neck, soaking wet after swimming around in a bath to cool off and as he attempts to skip down the hall he shakes his head, water flying everywhere.]

[Panting:] La-lambo-san is too hot.  Lambo-san... [a long pause while he thinks of what exactly he wants] Lambo-san wants ice cream!

[He starts to race down the hall in the direction of the kitchen only to stop, panting even more and if he wasn't so hot and tired he'd probably start crying.]

Lambo-san...is...too...hot!

[He manages to make it to the end of a hall where he sits down on a radiator that's off although it's boiling hot from the temperature.  Unsurprisingly he leaps off, shrieking and rubbing his backside.]

MY BUTT IS ON FIRE!


[[ooc: Apologies for pretty much ripping off part of a khr episode but I'm too tired to really think.  Feel free to do the usual but he does have two water pistols on him so your character could get cooled down and tire him out at the same time.]]

[[ooc: No, Lambo is not dreaming. He's just very, very happy. And singing loudly. Very, very loudly.]]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LAMBO-SAN PASSED SCHOOL! LAMBO-SAN IS A VERY SMART HITMAN.

[Crazy, maniacal childish laugh.]

Lambo-san is a talented hitman~

[He draws in a breath before starting to sing this:]

( Vid beneath the cut )

[After his first attempt was dismissed by Squalo, Chrome suggested he try again. This is what Lambo came up with.]


AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA LAMBO-SAN HAS WORKED HARD ON THIS!


For VOOOOOOOOOOOIII Sensei


Ace Pirate Sensei! Lambo had fun and really liked the pirate song and you let me paint!  You're my favourite teacher!

Gokudera~ Lambo has a gift for you~

[[ooc: Anything you can't read, message me and I'll type it up because my attempts to write as a kid are really, really bad. Actual stuff Lambo based this on is from Spark Notes because I've never read this book. If you want to see Lambo's two 'paintings' as well you can message and they'll get posted in the comments.  Page 13 is a drool stain in case you were wondering.]]

WHO AM I? YOU ARE LAMBO! WHO ARE YOU? I AM LAMBO!

No-good Tsuna? I-Pin? Mama? I’m hungry and I want to play. OI TSUNA! TAIL HEAD! LAMBO HAS APPEARED!

I CAN'T GET THIS THING OFF MY ARM!

What’s this thing? Does it play games? Does it have swee---- [Gets shocked by his wrist device, not badly, but enough to make him cry.] Gotta…keep…calm…

[Wanders down the hall, clutching his tail and looking pathetic, eyes watering and bottom lip wibbling.]